I wish I could be genuine pals with all the neat boys I’ve dated but they mostly think I’m a witch sigh
how have I only just learned that Jackie Mason is a piece of shit?
I keep getting this weird crunchy clicking noise in my head when I’m half-asleep, like when I’m dropping off or when I’m having a dozy lie-in. It’s hard to describe, but I always think it sounds a lot like like 3 or 4 people clapping at once, or kind of like a loud seatbelt being clicked in. It’s really loud and feels inside my head, right in the middle of my brain. it’s definitely nothing external, and I have hypnagogic auditory hallucinations quite a lot so I’m pretty sure I’m just imagining it and it’s not actually anything physical. Quite often I’m thinking about stuff too too much and worrying (as I always am when I’m trying to sleep,) and my anxiety kind of builds up and up and then there’s a big CLAP and I feel a bit more calm and subdued. It’s fucking weirrrrd. Kind of made me think of that extremely medically-inaccurate book Hangover Square where the guy has a split personality and his character changes whenever he gets a crrrrack in his brain.
Googled it assuming I’m just a freak and no-one else would have the same thing, but it actually sounds a lot like this GOD BLESS U WIKIPEDIA